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fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
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Mildly Amusing
That dolphin looked not at me, but into my soul. Into my Goddamn soul.
His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
crying.
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8 Gross Infomercial Products Someone Actually Spent Time Inventing
Doc Bottoms Aspray AllOver Body Deodorant - I really hope that if you need a blanket that’s made out of the same fabric the military uses to protect themselves against chemical weapons, that you’ve consulted a doctor about your potentially deadly farts. Also, definitely gross. If waking up in the middle of the night because the bed smells like farts has become problematic, it may be time to reconsider your life. Or at least your diet.
Continue being grossed out and puzzled why these exist here
“Optical Delusions” - Albert Einstein #wisdom #consciousness #universaltruth #onelove #weareallone #ignorance #awake #einstein #alberteinstein #knowledge #wisdom #truth #life #love #united #spiritualawakening
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